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Monday, June 30th, 2008
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I, Robot Sex, do

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

It could be common for us to be having sex with robots within 5 years, and I’m not talking about machines fucking women either. A researcher from Netherlands has stated that by the year 2050, human/robot marriages are inevitable. On the subject of men having sex with realistic robots, Dr. Levy had this to say…

“The question is not if this will happen, but when,” … “I am convinced the answer is much earlier than you think.”

We may very well be buying our brides to be a top shelf bottle of lubricant instead of champagne.

On a lighter note…


Robot libido

Porn Definitions

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Just found this via Digg, it’s a cool list of common and very obscure porn definitions including a bunch that were totally new to me, like Acrotomophilia, or basically an amputee fetish. After going through some of these and seeing all the different kinds of “philia’s”, it looks like I’ll need to add a heap more categories. Or maybe not.

Puffy Teen Nipples

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

I have found a little gem to share with you today, it’s one of my own personal favourite niches, soft puffy nipples taken from the pay site sharing the same name. This page lists five free pictures of a gorgeous young lady baring her small breasts with large areola’s, which are easily scrollable so you can keep one hand free for, err.. other things.

If you like these photos, consider visiting the pay site Soft Puffy Nipples, which is the only small tit site that I have ever joined, and I am still a happy member over a year later. There really is no other site like it, the people behind it are totally dedicated to finding the hottest young models with oversized, puffy nipples in all shapes and sizes. Long and short, thin and fat, all in my opinion, perfect. If you are anything like me, you will really love the closeups.

If you liked these puffy tit pics, there are links to more at the root of the domain.

Sex Top 2000 Laptop

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Feel like a dirty pervert when you’re caught looking at porn? You need the Sex Top 2000. It’s the first laptop designed specifically for viewing porn.
Hit the panic key once and a spread sheet covers the screen. Hit the panic key twice and the Sextop 2000 shuts down but not before deleting your trail of internet filth. Hit the panic key three times and the Sextop will self destruct.

The Sex Top will be hand delivered to your home, concealed in an ordinary fruit basket. In order to fully insure the privacy of your identity, our dedicated messengers will then commit suicide. Unlike the model 1500, the Sex Top 2000 includes a lotion dispenser.

No Porn on Blu-Ray

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

It looks like Digital Playground has been forced to use the HD DVD format. After announcing it would be putting it’s next gen high definition DVD’s like Pirates and Island Fever 4 on Sony’s HD format dubbed ‘Blu-Ray’, they have been told that Sony does not support porn, and therefore nobody will copy the titles. The head honcho of Digital Playground has recently told German Magazine Heise “Sony wants me to publish my films on HD DVD.”
This means no PS3 or Sony HD DVD players if you want to watch your HD porn movies in all their glory. Cheaper, too!
http://www.heise.de/english/newsticker/news/83552

Update: Blu-ray Refutes Claims of Porn Ban

Hydro-therapeutic Stimulator

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

Penn Jillette, of Penn & Teller fame is known for his juggling ability and comedic talents, but did you know he is also the inventor of a very interesting aerated water sexual stimulation device (think of a sybian combined with a jet spa) for women? Neither did I, but thanks to Google Patents I’ve been officially enlightened. I really do wonder what inspired him to patent such a thing.

Abstract:
A spa of a type including a tub for holding water and a user, in particular, a female user… A discharge nozzle is located within the tub and connected to the outlet, mounted to the seat so that the discharged water from the circulation pump automatically aligns with and is directed to stimulation points (e.g., the clitoris) of the female user when the female user sits in the seat.

Hydro-therapeutic Stimulator

Naughty Adult Game

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Fuck Warcraft, here’s a game for all of us who want a little more entertainment in our video games - Naughty America: The Game.

Naughty America - The Adult Video Game